Wall Of Shame

Men, often useless at the boring stuff in life (like shopping), also have other telling traits.  Here, our customers, offer their own views

Men have the ability to do almost all of their Christmas shopping in one shop

"If you spend more than 1 minute choosing a card ... you're a woman" Craig Evans on our Facebook page

"Men Are Useless because they do exactly what you tell them, no more, no less" Mish Varney

Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards...

Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.

Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up.

Women can smell old trainers from ¾ of a mile; men have to hold them to their nose.

Men MIGHT be useless BUT women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of the TV!

Men have a gene which enables them to answer any question, no matter how complex or important, with Mmm.

Women know that things will be useful even if they appear perplexing to men - keeping carrier bags stuffed in a cupboard for example

It's rare to meet a man with an opinion on curtains.

Men can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet.

"I just use whatever my wife has in the shower! Which means sometimes I smell like Vanilla and sometimes I smell like Roses!"

Paint manufacturers prey on women - men know there's only one kind of white paint

Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs

Women know what to do when someone starts to cry. Men tend to shuffle out of the room mumbling something about doing the grouting!