The Bluebeards Revenge Privateer Double Edge Razor Gift Set

Luxury Shaving from Bluebeards Revenge.

The Bluebeards Revenge Privateer set is the very best shaving kit we’ve found, bar none.

Unlike that nasty lager that markets itself as ‘assuredly expensive’ or whatever it is, but which the friendly barman in our local calls ‘old wifebeater’, this set is expensive, sure, but in contrast to overpaid celebrities who advertise cosmetics, it actually is worth it.

You get a high quality badger bristle brush, a bespoke traditional double edged razor, a chrome stand that’s custom made for your brush and razor and a tub of Bluebeard’s Revenge Luxury Shaving Cream.

And the brush and razor have a skull and crossbones etched into them. Come on, that’s cool. As we’ve said, this is not a cheap deal, but baring flood, fire, earthquake or act of God, gods or zombie apocalypse, this should last a lifetime.
Now, the thing is, the razor does actually take double edged razor blades and you have to put these in yourself. Are you up for this? It’s a bit redundant to say they’re ‘razor sharp’ but, duh, they are. You use these at your own risk – and don’t say we didn’t warn you – but shaving with a proper bladed razor and not one of those pieces of plastic tat for nancy-boy sportsmen makes us feel approximately 793% more manly. We can’t think of a scientific way to prove this, but if we could, dammit, we so would.

This set all comes in a rather spiffing Bluebeard’s Revenge gift box too, so if you’re looking for a Christmas or Birthday present for a bloke you really want to impress, this will solve your problem. It’s also the kind of thing you’d buy the best man at your wedding as a thank you. Yeah, it’s that good.