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      <title><![CDATA[The Aquatina Collapsible Bottle Festival Survival Pack]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/the-aquatina-collapsible-bottle-festival-survival-pack.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/the-aquatina-collapsible-bottle-festival-survival-pack.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/e/festival-pack-1.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">We're good, we're really good.  You'll see just how good when you read on!

We've teamed up with Aquatina who make the most amazing, environmentally friendly water bottle (it goes some way to stopping the millions of bottles thrown away every year at festivals).  It also saves you queuing up to pay absurd amounts for bottled water.  It stretches to fit 500ml and then squishes down to fit in you pocket.  Cool Eh?  

So we thought - why not cram as many festival essentials in the bottle.  Then you've got all you need on one place - stick it in your rucksack - empty out all the bits you need at the festie and hey presto you've got a water bottle that's free of nasties and really portable.

See what we mean about being good?

We've managed to cram in:
3 Mates condoms, 2 very cool Wingman deodorising wipes (these are like a foil wrapped shower for your pocket!), some sun cream, ear plugs, toothbrush, toothpaste, some plasters and a little packet of love heart sweets!

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      <title><![CDATA[No Need For Water Festival Survival Kit - £16.50]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/no-need-for-water-festival-survival-kit-16-50.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/no-need-for-water-festival-survival-kit-16-50.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/e/festival-pack.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Festivals, eh? Don’t you love them! Having to put up with the experience of quickly turning near Neanderthal in appearance and hygiene and then ending up red as a lobster after too long in the sun, all so you can watch a few specks on a stage half a mile away play some ancient greatest hits from before you were born. Isn’t it brilliant?!

If we sound cynical, it’s because we are.  We remember the days you could arrive at Glastonbury with little more than a fiver and a bucket full of hope before you jumped in over the fence.  But we’re not the kind of cynics who just grumble away without trying to do something about it. We can’t do much about the terrible old dinosaurs that tend to get booked for festivals instead of up-and-coming interesting music, but we’ve put this pack together with the intention of it being all you need to stay relatively comfortable and clean over a festival weekend.  And we’ve made sure you don’t need access to water to make it happen. 

First, your shower substitute. That’s the Wingman Wipes and dry shampoo. Wingman Wipes aren’t just for wiping your hands off like the hot lemon towel you get after a curry. They as close to a shower in a bag as you’re going to get. Use one all over in the morning and you’ll feel much better. Likewise with the dry shampoo.  Spray it through your hair, leave it a bit, then comb out with the comb we’ve also thoughtfully provided. You won’t quite feel like you’ve just stepped out of a salon, but it will go a long way to making sure your hair doesn’t just turn into a greasy mess of ratstails over a festie weekend. 

Toothbrush and toothpaste – there you go. You know what to do with those. 

The hand gel is for before and after eating – and here’s a handy tip, if you have some delicious greasy chips from a hot food van, but feel quite oily afterwards, you don’t have to break out a Wingman wipe, just use a liberal dollop of hand gel and (remembering to keep away from your eyes, nose and mouth) clean yourself up with this and then finish off with a single tissue (tissues also provided – see what we’ve done here!)

The sun cream we’ve included has a handy little higher strength sun block in the lid, which is for your lips and nose. You’re at a festival here, not sunbathing at the beach, so we’ve not gone for the highest SPF stuff available and recommend covering up when you’re in the sun, and reapplying the cream on exposed areas regularly if it is very sunny. If the weather is bad, well, there’s the rain poncho as well. 

We’ve also included a couple of ‘Spikey’ anti drinks-spiking devices. The drinks that seem to be most commonly spiked are bottled beers and breezer types, and these are designed to fit snuggly into the top of one of these bottles, with a straw through them, to ensure that nothing else can get in. Of course, take all sensible precautions anyway, but if you’re drinking from bottles in a public area, it can’t hurt to use one of these.

There’s also some Alka-Seltzer if you’ve overdone it a bit, some plasters which might be useful if you’ve got blisters from dancing like a loon and a glowstick, either for helping you find things in the dark, or waving about in a dance tent. Oh, and some condoms, don’t laugh you at the back … you know it’s important to use them.  Although judging by your sniggering – you won’t need them! 

And it all comes in a handy bag that’ll keep it all safe and secure until you need it, which won’t take up much room. So there you go – there are some other bits in there too but we’re tired now and need to go and get our pipes and carpet slippers, there’s a lovely Radio 2 documentary on about the good old days …
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      <title><![CDATA[Double Edged Razor Starter Pack EXCLUSIVE to menareuseless.com]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/double-edged-razor-starter-pack-exclusive-to-menareuseless-com.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/double-edged-razor-starter-pack-exclusive-to-menareuseless-com.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/o/double-edge.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;"><p>COMES WITH FREE ALUM MATCHES AND A TRIAL SIZE BOTTLE OF SHAVE WORKS ACTIVE FIX!</p>
<p>&lt;p&gt;COMES WITH FREE ALUM MATCHES AND A TRIAL SIZE BOTTLE OF SHAVE WORKS ACTIVE FIX!&lt;/p&gt;<br />&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Three month proper shaving re load" href="http://www.menareuseless.com/shaving/3-month-cut-throat-re-load-light.html" target="_blank"&gt;Consider a three month reload too&lt;/a&gt; - for an extra &amp;pound;12.50 we'll send you more blades and Bluebeards Shave Cream in three months ... just when your supplies will be running low it will magically turn up like a manly friend.&lt;/p&gt;</p>
<p>Maybe you think there&rsquo;s something inherently macho about shaving like your Great Grandpa used to - in the days before wet boy safety razors and lubricating strips! Swiping a single sharp blade around your face for the closest possible shave. Maybe you hanker for simpler times before eight-bladed monstrosities that vibrate were all that seem to be pushed on the public via massive overly exposed advertising campaigns that make you feel like you&rsquo;ll be worthless and ugly unless you buy, buy, buy something that after six months will be declared obsolete, when they add yet another blade and another gimmick. Well, you don&rsquo;t need all that and you should stop believing the subtle messages about your worthlessness without their products too.   This pack was bought once for our boss and he's shaved with nothing else since.  You use proper double sided blades, position them into the razor and enjoy that satisfying scrape as the sharp blade deals with stubble - frankly if you can shave with this and not smile at yourself in the mirror you're better than us!   Contents: Bluebeard&rsquo;s Revenge Scimitar Double Edged Razor (RRP: &pound;33.00), Bluebeard&rsquo;s Revenge Dubloon Wooden Shaving Brush, 100ml concentrated Bluebeard&rsquo;s Revenge Shaving Cream and a pack of double edged razor blades</p></td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Moose Yourself Up Male Toiletries Gift Set]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/moose-yourself-up-male-toiletries-gift-set.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/moose-yourself-up-male-toiletries-gift-set.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/o/moose-yourself-up.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Who could resist.  Help him (or yourself) avoiding smelling like a moose and join us on a journey to let the moose help you spruce (OK enough of the weak Moose jokes).

This gift set has all the virtues of the ideal present - the products are great and, together, look like you've spent loads and really thought about it!  It can also be gift boxed for £1.50 at the checkout

So what's in it?

Moosehead Dirty Boy Hair, Face and Body Wash 250ml
Moosehead Charcoal Oil Control Moisturiser 75ml
Moosehead Defining Paste 75g (our biggest selling Moosehead hair product)
Moosehead Anti Blackhead Face Scrub.

All he could need to look, smell and feel great ... well maybe not ALL but it'll get him a good way there</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Moosehead Hard Wearing Fibre for Men's Hair 100g]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/moosehead-hard-wearing-fibre-for-men-s-hair-100g.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/moosehead-hard-wearing-fibre-for-men-s-hair-100g.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/o/moosehead-hard-wearing-fibre.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Electric styling Fibres. This styling product won’t string you along! The sticky fibres provide great hold throughout the day and provide a textured finish.
This suits short to medium hair types and is easy to wash out.
100g</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Bluebeards Revenge "Vanguard" Synthetic Shaving Brush ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/the-bluebeards-revenge-vanguard-synthetic-shaving-brush.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/the-bluebeards-revenge-vanguard-synthetic-shaving-brush.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/b/bbrvan.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">The latest addition to the Bluebeards Revenge range, the Vanguard is a brush with synthetic 'bristles' designed to mimic the properties of Badger hair with regards to softness and water retention properties. You get a great shave and there are no bald badgers! </td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Double-Edged Razor Men's Gift Set - £60 delivered]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/double-edged-razor-men-s-gift-set-60-delivered.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/double-edged-razor-men-s-gift-set-60-delivered.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/h/shbbrbrushset-de-razor.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">The perfect gift for any man.  We stock it because it was bought for the boss and he doesn’t shave with anything else!

The Gift Box comprises (alongside some small little treats like Alum Matches, a sample of Shave Works Cool Fix Lotion and a free pack of 5 double edges blades)

1. The Bluebeards Revenge "Scimitar" Double Edge Razor RRP £34.99

Slice through stubble the Bluebeards way with this stunning double edge razor! Totally stunning, bespoke, German engineered double edged razor - the epitome of traditional shaving instruments. Laser etched with Bluebeards Revenge logo. Unique. Our boss is so in love with this it’s the only razor he uses (between you and us – it’s also because he can’t use a cut throat!)

2. The Bluebeards Revenge "Vanguard" Synthetic Shaving Brush RRP £19.99

The latest addition to the Bluebeards Revenge range, the Vanguard is a brush with synthetic 'bristles' designed to mimic the properties of Badger hair with regards to softness and water retention properties. You get a great shave and there are no bald badgers! 

3. The Bluebeards Revenge Luxury Shaving Cream (180ml) RRP £14.99

Designed by a real life Blue Beard who was bored to death with being a Desperate Dan look-alike, The Bluebeards Revenge™ is a paraben free, premium quality shaving cream with added ingredients to specifically combat tough stubble. 

Note regarding Blades: You can buy double edge razor blades from us at £2.00 delivered for a pack of 5 or arrange for a monthly delivery for 1.50 a month.  As if by magic 5 new blades will be slipped through your letterbox every month for just £1.50.   
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      <title><![CDATA[Neotantric Fragrances - Manic Love Man Eau de Toilette for Men]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/neotantric-fragrances-manic-love-man-eau-de-toilette-for-men.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/neotantric-fragrances-manic-love-man-eau-de-toilette-for-men.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/8/3/8350_2.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Irresistible!


Neotantric Fragrances Manic Love Man is a hot celebration of scents that begins in the spice rack and ends in the botanical garden. Lavender, cardamom, cedar, cypress and patchouli are the ingredients that gets the ladies on the case.


Created by Serge Majoullier</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[ Neotantric Fragrances Citric Metal Kamasutra For Men - The aroma of inspiration]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/neotantric-fragrances-citric-metal-kamasutra-for-men-the-aroma-of-inspiration.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/neotantric-fragrances-citric-metal-kamasutra-for-men-the-aroma-of-inspiration.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/7/1746_2.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Citrus, bergamot, viola, cedar wood and amber gives a cool, almost metallic and ultra masculine character to this fascinating fragrance created by Karine Dubreuil.

Volume
100ml / 3.4 fl.oz</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Facial Moisturiser: Recipe for men]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/facial-moisturiser-recipe-for-men.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/facial-moisturiser-recipe-for-men.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/a/facial-moisturizer.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">A light, non-oily hydrating cream designed especially for male skin.  A tough of caffeine diminishes puffiness and refreshes, while ginger and cinnamon reduce skin oiliness for a perfect matte finish.  Recipe's unique complex of vitamins, minerals and herbs softens, nourishes and energises.  

Use the Facial Moisturiser after shaving and/or whenever your skin feels dry or stressed.  Massage onto a clean and dry face.</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[SPF 15 Facial Moisturiser: Recipe for men]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/spf-15-facial-moisturiser-recipe-for-men.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/spf-15-facial-moisturiser-recipe-for-men.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/p/spffacialmoisturizer.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">A deep hydrating cream that helps defend your skin from the hazards of immediate and long-term sun exposure.  Contains olive extract, aloe vera, cinnamon, and Recipe for men's cutting edge broad spectrum sun protection filter.  Use every day to moisturise, nourish and protect.  Apply liberally 20-30 minutes before heading outside and reapply regularly.</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Energising Bronze Cream: Recipe for men]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/energising-bronze-cream-recipe-for-men.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/energising-bronze-cream-recipe-for-men.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/r/bronzecream.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">A hint of colour for fresh and healthy looking skin.

The lightweight bronze cream evens skin tone while imparting a natural glow with just enough coverage to enhance you complexion. Extract of African pepper energises overtired skin exposed to shaving pollution and stress.  Hydrogenated jojoba and pro-vitamin B5 provide anti-irritating and moisturising action leaving the skin feeling velvety and silky smooth.

Use every day for naturally radiant and healthy looking skin.</td></tr></table>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Bi-monthly Dental Scheme]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/bi-monthly-dental-scheme-87.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/bi-monthly-dental-scheme-87.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/0/20120129_menareusless_030.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">£5 a month for a reload every other month (or bi-monthly if you're clever!) of a new toothbrush, Arm and Hammer toothpaste, dental floss and mouthwash.  

P and P included - any samples sent to us by people in lab coats promoting a dental product will also find their way to you!

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      <title><![CDATA[Moosehead Grubby Putty]]></title>
      <link>http://www.menareuseless.com/mooshead-grubby-putty.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<table><tr><td><a href="http://www.menareuseless.com/mooshead-grubby-putty.html"><img src="http://www.menareuseless.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/75x75/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/u/putty.jpg" border="0" align="left" height="75" width="75"></a></td><td  style="text-decoration:none;">Moosehead Grubby Putty contains Beeswax and Canubra Wax for strong hold. The lightweight clay will not weigh hair down it has a matte finish. Red Bull inspires this light mixed berry fragrance. </td></tr></table>]]></description>
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